Don’t order a Mighty Kids Meal for your wife at McDonald’s. It comes with a drink, but apparently they will charge you .99 for a cup of water. That clown and I are going to sit down and have a talk.

Also don’t ask for a girl toy for a child under 3, they gave us a “Kid’s Bop” sample CD with remakes of current songs such as the horrible “Beautiful Girls” (horrible cuz it totally rips the bass line and chord progression from “Stand by Me”) and the fact that all the songs have sexual overtones that they only slightly changed the lyrics for and dubbed some “kids voices” in on the tracks. Besided what the heck does this have to do with a 14 month old?


~ by Dan Browne on April 25, 2009.

3 Responses to “McDonald’s”

  1. That is ridculous! I’ve alwaya hated Kidz Bop, but this is too far.

  2. you should ask for the toy for a child under 3

  3. We did.

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